Ugh. This review is going to end up short
because by the time that you are done reading this sentence, you
could've found out how bad this game was by trying it out. I'll start
out by listing the good things about this game:
- Food is funny
- Beating up food gives me a funny mental image
- Some of the enemy graphics are amusing
- This game isn't quite as bad as White Men Can't Jump
All right. That's it. Now, onto the bad things. The game's sound is
horrible. The gameplay itself is about what you would expect from an
early generic beat-em-up, and not something that was released in 1992.
The graphics are poorly animated, and the "action" is barely there. Most
of the time, you can't tell if you're winning or not. The control lacks
so badly. On top of that, while food is funny, beating up food can be
funny and some of the enemies were creative... this game just ends up
looking stupid most of the time. Within five minutes of starting to play
it, I had no desire to go further. And since then, I have never had the
desire to pick it back up. Perhaps if the creativity was put into a game
with better control and mechanics, this would be a favorite of mine.
Instead, it ends up being one of my least favorite Lynx releases.
I actually think the graphics are quite good. The sprites are colorful and large. It could have been a good game, but I find the controls lacking. You don't have a lot of moves and you have to line up 'exactly' face to face with the opponents to kick their ass. After a while it just gets frustrating....
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Oh, I get it...)
Rotten tomato!)
The ice boss.)
Bag o' carrots.
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