Top Ten Reasons Games Are Better Than Sex

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You know you want to read it!
by Gregory D. George

July 4, 1996

10. You are never too young or too old for games.
9. Two people of the same sex can play games without being called nasty names.
8. You can buy a game without getting arrested.
7. Good games last more than 5 minutes.
6. You can have as many kinds of games as you can handle.
5. Good video games are easy to find.
4. You can play games any time of the month.
3. With video games, size doesn't matter.
2. You can play games in front of your friends.
1. You don't have to wear latex over your thumb to play games.